Monday, July 4, 2011

What has he gotten into now?

Craigslist post:
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Cactus***FREE***CACTUS

You know that saying vinegar and oil don't mix?

I've got another one:

Cactus and dogs don't mix.

I have 2 large cacti. One has large flat "leaves". The other has small flat "leaves." Both have thousands of sharp, irritating quills. (They had a few thousand more yesterday.)

Bring your shovel, pitchfork, gloves and bandages. The cactus are up at the front of the house.

You dig them up and haul them away for your landscaping project. Sorry, I'm not helping you dig them up. I've got all the quills I can handle for a lifetime.

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